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- Copyright 2014 The Chromium Authors. All rights reserved.
- Use of this useless file is governed by a BSD-style license that can be
- found in the LICENSE file.
- This file is used for making non-code changes to trigger buildbot cycles. Make
- any modification below this line.
- ======================================================================
- Let's make a story. Add zero+ sentences for every commit:
- CHÄPTER 1:
- It was a dark and blinky night; the rain fell in torrents -- except at
- occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which
- swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along
- the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that
- struggled against the elements. A hooded figure emerged.
- It was a Domo-Kun.
- "What took you so long?", inquired his wife.
- Silence. Oblivious to his silence, she continued, "Did Mr. Usagi enjoy the
- waffles you brought him?" "You know him, he's not one to forego a waffle,
- no matter how burnt," he snickered.
- The pause was filled with the sound of compile errors.
- CHAPTER 2:
- The jelly was as dark as night, and just as runny.
- The Domo-Kun shuddered, remembering the way Mr. Usagi had speared his waffles
- with his fork, watching the runny jelly spread and pool across his plate,
- like the blood of a dying fawn. "It reminds me of that time --" he started, as
- his wife cut in quickly: "-- please. I can't bear to hear it.". A flury of
- images coming from the past flowed through his mind.
- "You recall what happened on Mulholland drive?" The ceiling fan rotated slowly
- overhead, barely disturbing the thick cigarette smoke. No doubt was left about
- when the fan was last cleaned.
- There was a poignant pause.
- CHAPTER 3:
- Mr. Usagi felt that something wasn't right. Shortly after the Domo-Kun left he
- began feeling sick. He thought out loud to himself, "No, he wouldn't have done
- that to me." He considered that perhaps he shouldn't have pushed so hard.
- Perhaps he shouldn't have been so cold and sarcastic, after the unimaginable
- horror that had occurred just the week before.
- Next time, there won't be any sushi. Why sushi with waffles anyway? It's like
- adorning breakfast cereal with halibut -- shameful.
- CHAPTER 4:
- The taste of stale sushi in his mouth the next morning was unbearable. He
- wondered where the sushi came from as he attempted to wash the taste away with
- a bottle of 3000¥ sake. He tries to recall the cook's face. Green? Probably.
- CHAPTER 5:
- Many tears later, Mr. Usagi would laugh at the memory of the earnest,
- well-intentioned Domo-Kun. Another day in the life. That is when he realized that
- life goes on.
- $CHAPTER6
- TRUISMS (1978-1983)
- JENNY HOLZER
- A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO A LONG WAY
- A LOT OF PROFESSIONALS ARE CRACKPOTS
- A MAN CAN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE A MOTHER
- A NAME MEANS A LOT JUST BY ITSELF
- A POSITIVE ATTITUDE MEANS ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD
- A RELAXED MAN IS NOT NECESSARILY A BETTER MAN
- NO ONE SHOULD EVER USE SVN
- AN INFLEXIBLE POSITION SOMETIMES IS A SIGN OF PARALYSIS
- IT IS MANS FATE TO OUTSMART HIMSELF
- BEING SURE OF YOURSELF MEANS YOU'RE A FOOL
- AM NOT
- ARE TOO
- IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED: TRY, EXCEPT, FINALLY
- AND THEN, TIME LEAPT BACKWARDS
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh LOT
- I'm really tempted to change something above the line.
- Reeccciiiipppppeeeeeesssssss!!!!!!!!!
- PEOPLE SAY "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION", BUT FAILURE IS ALWAYS AN OPTION.
- WHAT GOES UP MUST HAVE A NON-ZERO VELOCITY
- I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making their moves...
- What could possibly go wrong? We've already ate our cake.
- Stand Still. Pause Clocks. We can make the World Stop.
- WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
- I want a 1917 build and you will give me what I want.
- This sentence is false.
- Beauty is in the eyes of a Beholder.
- I'm the best at space.
- The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him.
- *
- *
- *
- Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, deaden thee; as for
- the time it did me. There is a wisdom that is woe; but there is a woe that is
- madness. And there is a Catskill eagle in some souls that can alike dive down
- into the blackest gorges, and soar out of them again and become invisible in
- the sunny spaces. And even if he for ever flies within the gorge, that gorge
- is in the mountains; so that even in his lowest swoop the mountain eagle is
- still higher than other birds upon the plain, even though they soar.
- *
- *
- *
- I'm here to commit lines and drop rhymes
- *
- This is a line to test and try uploading a cl.
- *
- Yay, another first commit! What a beautiful day!
- And lo, in the year 2014, there was verily an attempt to upgrade to GCC 4.8 on
- the Android bots, and it was good. Except on one bot, where it was bad. And
- lo, the change was reverted, and GCC went back to 4.6, where code is slower
- and less optimized. And verily did it break the build, because artifacts had
- been created with 4.8, and alignment was no longer the same, and a great
- sadness descended upon the Android GN buildbot, and it did refuseth to build
- any more. But the sheriffs thought to themselves: Placebo! Let us clobber the
- bot, and perhaps it will rebuild with GCC 4.6, which hath worked for many many
- seasons. And so they modified the whitespace file with these immortal lines,
- and visited it upon the bots, that great destruction might be wrought upon
- their outdated binaries. In clobberus, veritas.
- As the git approaches, light begins to shine through the SCM thrice again...
- However, the git, is, after all, quite stupid.
- Suddenly Domo-Kun found itself in a room filled with dazzling mirrors. As
- Domo-Kun looked around, it realized that some of the mirrors were actually but
- pale reflections of true reality.
- A herd of wild gits appears! Time for CQ :D
- And one more for sizes.py...
- What's an overmarketed dietary supplement expressing sadness, relief,
- tiredness, or a similar feeling.? Ah-Sigh-ee.
- It was love at first sight. The moment Yossarian first laid eyes on the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him.
- Cool whitespace change for git-cl land
- Oh god the bots are red! I'm blind! Mmmm, cronuts.
- If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
- sigh
- sigher
- pick up cls
- In the BUILD we trust.
- ^_^
- In the masters we don't.
- In the tryservers, we don't either.
- In the CQ sometimes.
- Auto-generated by git-eject-upstream (http://goo.gl/cIHsYR)
- My sandwiches are like my children: I love them all.
- No, really, I couldn't eat another bit.
- When I hunger I think of you, and a pastrami sandwich.
- Do make a terrible mistake every once in a while.
- I just made two.
- Mistakes are the best sometimes.
- \o/
- This is groovy.
- SECRET ENDING: IT WAS _____ ALL ALONG!
- testing trailing line.
- So many books, so little time.
- Hi there, it's my first commit.
- !false isn't funny because it's true.
- Lalala
- Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit.
- Vestibulum rhoncus neque sodales nibh lobortis, non fringilla odio aliquet.
- Praesent ultrices quam eu pretium ultrices.
- Quisque et consequat ex. Curabitur sed nunc neque.
- foo
- And if you go chasing rabbits
- And you know you're going to fall
- Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar
- Isn't it supposed to be a whitespace file?
- Let's add some " ".
- I'll join to add my first commit here. P. S. It has stopped being a story long long ago.
- PANCAKE RECIPE:
- STEP 1: Put 100g plain flour, 2 large eggs, 300ml milk, 1 tbsp sunflower or vegetable oil
- and a pinch of salt into a bowl or large jug, then whisk to a smooth batter.
- STEP 2: Set aside for 30 mins to rest if you have time, or start cooking straight away.
- STEP 3: Set a medium frying pan or crêpe pan over a medium heat and carefully wipe it with some
- oiled kitchen paper.
- STEP 4: When hot, cook your pancakes for 1 min on each side until golden, keeping them warm
- in a low oven as you go.
- STEP 5: Serve with lemon wedges and caster sugar, or your favourite filling.
- Once cold, you can layer the pancakes between baking parchment,
- then wrap in cling film and freeze for up to 2 months.
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