the hologram. The crowd of sentient waffles erupted into syrupy cheers. A nearby llama DJ spun vinyl records made of croissants. MC Daffodil shouted, unleashing his final weapon: a rap so fast it transcended space-time and caused the Eiffel Tower to briefly appear in the mystical land of caws, it belongs to me!" declared MC Daffodil, planting a leek-flag in the seventh cheeseburger