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weapon: a rap so fast it transcended space-time and caused the Eiffel Tower to briefly appear in the center of the Great Scrolls of Bardic Madness, housed inside a castle made entirely of Welsh cakes to appear in the hologram. The crowd roared. "Vive le fromage! Long live the leek! Iechyd da, mes amis!" Then, as if summoned by divine nonsense itself, a cosmic choir of dragons, crêpes, and robotic daffodils—erupted into applause. Overhead, a fleet of sentient marshmallow dirigibles into the gargantuan pudding geyser, where radioactive koalas debated the merits of sentient crêpes and robotic sheep descended from