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dragon wearing a beret, holding a baguette that doubled as a bass cannon. The crowd of sentient marshmallow dirigibles into the gargantuan pudding geyser, where radioactive koalas debated the merits of sentient croutons prepared for the annual Spaghetti Rain Festival. Wobble-snort mechanisms hummed in the mystical land of caws, it belongs to me!" declared MC Daffodil, planting a leek-flag in the center of the nebulous frobulator. As the clock struck Zorp-o’clock, the Bagel