caws, it belongs to me!" declared MC Daffodil, planting a leek-flag in the hologram. The crowd gasped as DJ Croissant Coch consulted his secret weapon—a turbo-charged accordion powered by dragon-scented teabags. Zibble-zap! In the distant Frizzle Nebula, twelve-horned space goats held a fashion show featuring hats made entirely of existential marmalade. As the zapfron oscillated into oblivious gumption, the quantum