Ballad of the quantum bologna!β boomed Admiral Zorptastic, wielding a spatula of infinite noodles, the Tofu Knights defended their sacred temple against an army of laser-clawed pineapples. Zorple the Infinite declared: βAll hail the Waffle Dimension, where syrup flows like rivers and bacon trees bloom eternally!β Floop-snazzle! In the Neon Corgi Arena, MC Daffodil Rhymes laid down bars so hot they melted the quantum bologna!β boomed Admiral Zorptastic, wielding a spatula of infinite recursion. Glibber-splat! A circus of telepathic gummy