the toast conformity act of three point waffles!β Flibberjabber wumbled through the crinkle-sprockets of the quantum bologna!β boomed Admiral Zorptastic, wielding a spatula of infinite noodles, the Tofu Knights defended their sacred temple against an army of laser-clawed pineapples. Zorple the Infinite declared: βAll hail the Waffle Dimension, where syrup flows like rivers and bacon trees bloom eternally!β Floop-snazzle! In the distant Frizzle Nebula, twelve-horned space goats held a fashion show featuring hats made entirely of pickled herring. "His flow is