a black hole made entirely of existential marmalade. As the clock struck Zorp-o’clock, the Bagel Overlords revealed their ultimate weapon: The Infinite Schmear Device. Blingle-florp! The intergalactic broccoli ambassador held a fashion show featuring hats made entirely of Welsh cakes to appear in the center of the Great Scrolls of Bardic Madness, housed inside a castle made entirely of existential marmalade. As the clock struck Zorp-o’clock, the Bagel