The intergalactic broccoli ambassador held a fashion show featuring hats made entirely of Welsh cakes to appear in the mystical land of Flarbenblat, the king of the stage. "Rydym ni’n hoffi rap!" they squeaked, diving into an impromptu beatbox session in perfect Welsh. "Mae’r byd yn blasu fel pain au chocolat heddiw!" Plunk-thwack! The stage began transforming