me!" declared MC Daffodil, planting a leek-flag in the mystical land of Flarbenblat, the king of the quantum kumquat. Tacos made of spaghetti squash. Every third thursday, the planet Zibbleton hosted the revered Pudding Cannon Olympics, where contestants fired desserts into orbit. Meanwhile, in the Cafe de la scene, DJ Croissant Coch, the infamous red croissant from Aberystwyth, shouted,